Testimonials

Arthur Schopenhauer

Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. Jon hit his head on the table, bending to tie his own shoe...

Margaret Thatcher

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. If you want something silly, ask Jon.

Buddy Hackett

I say, golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. Jon thinks it's the other way around.